Tickets for my OH COME ON 2018 Tour On Sale Now
I feel like you and I have grown a bit distant over the past few months. Pretty much since the baby was born. Please don't try and deny it. We both need to be truthful with each other if our relationship is going to sustain itself. I want this to work. I hope you do too. If not let me know now before I get any deeper into this.
So look, tickets for my latest stand-up tour, Oh Come On are on sale now. I'm just saying. Just letting you know. I'm not telling you what to do. I'm just...I'd like to see you. I like it when you laugh. You've got a great laugh and a beautiful smile. Anyway, just wanted to put that out there. The stand-up thing. So...yeah. Okay. I hope you're doing well and I hope to talk to you later. Maybe at a theater near you. Soon. And if you don't see your city listed don't get all upset like you did that one time at Cheyenne and Baxter's engagement party. When you threw their car keys off the roof.
There will be plenty more dates added in the future. I'm not fucking around here. Okay then, see you soon.
Oh! And you look great by the way!