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Thank you. Yes, YOU!

Thank you. Yes, YOU!

by Brendan O'Malley November 18, 2018

Hello!I just wanted to write a little something to thank everyone who came out to the shows on this last tour which ended last Saturday night in Brooklyn (where it all began!)  This tour was such a pleasure as they always are. I genuinely love doing stand-up and part of that is because my fans are the fucking absolute best. You’re smart, respectful, and fun. I couldn’t ask for a better job. Along the way I...

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Make America Whole Again (October 23, 2018)

Make America Whole Again (October 23, 2018)

by Brendan O'Malley October 23, 2018

Now through Election Day, I’m donating $5 from every ticket sold for my remaining OH COME ON tour dates to Let America Vote, an organization that fights against voter suppression. MAKE AMERICA WHOLE AGAIN! -david

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A Note from David (August 10, 2018)

A Note from David (August 10, 2018)

by Brendan O'Malley August 10, 2018

Hello all, if you're planning on coming to one of my shows on this Oh Come On Tour please know that there is NO opener (except for the Denver High Pains comedy festival show) and that the show will always start as close to time as possible. @thanks!

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Dispatches From The Front Lines: A Quick Hello from The Road (July 11, 2018)

Dispatches From The Front Lines: A Quick Hello from The Road (July 11, 2018)

by Brendan O'Malley July 11, 2018

Hey guys, checking in after a couple of weeks into the tour.Started in New England where a lady and her date brought their two sons to sit in the front row of the Boston show. These kids were like 9 years old. What?! If you've seen the show you know that I have a whole bit about getting a colonic that has, let's say, a bit of "performance" to it. Who brings nine year olds to a comedy show?! Pretty...

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...america... really, really great! Autographed Vinyl and Russian MAGA(ish) Hat Bundles Available Now (June 20, 2018)

...america... really, really great! Autographed Vinyl and Russian MAGA(ish) Hat Bundles Available Now (June 20, 2018)

by Brendan O'Malley June 21, 2018

Dear Friends,As anybody who really knows me knows, my greatest passion in life is needlepoint. I am a two-time winner of the Greater Augusta Silver Needle Award and my work has been featured in “Elderly Magazine."Outside of my suspicious and almost desperate need for Russian approval, I'd say needlepoint is my "raison d'être," as my enemies, the French, might say. But fuck the French, they're not Russians who are my life-long friends. And in preparation for my 2018...

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$20K+ donation from ...america...great... sales to go to the ACLU (December 29, 2016)

$20K+ donation from ...america...great... sales to go to the ACLU (December 29, 2016)

by Brendan O'Malley December 29, 2016

Hey, look what we did! In the true spirit of Christ (the original version, not the American gun-loving capitalist Christ2.0 reboot) we have raised over $20,000 for the ACLU ($20,790 to be exact). This is a very good thing. You have raised 10 grand through the sale of the cds (and digital downloads) and I, as promised, am matching that.    I'm proud of all of us, especially me. And by doing this we can now indulge...

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A little update on the ACLU thing (November 15, 2016)

A little update on the ACLU thing (November 15, 2016)

by Brendan O'Malley December 15, 2016

Добрый день, товарищи! You didn't ask for it but I don't give a tinker's diddly, here it is, because much like Toronto's own Snow, I too, am an Informer. So... a little update on the ACLU thing: First, THANK YOU ALL for the overwhelmingly positive response! We sold out of all the CDs (except for the one I spilled diet Mountain Dew all over and then used to prop up the microwave). Since we don’t have...

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I know... I can't believe it either (November 22, 2016)

I know... I can't believe it either (November 22, 2016)

by Brendan O'Malley November 22, 2016

Hi,So here we are; A Brave New Lord of the Flies World. This is a note for those who didn’t feel the need to “take our country back” on November 8th (approximately 27% of eligible voters)- it is for the other 73% of Americans who either did vote alternatively to Trump (Clinton, Stein, Johnson, or maybe Harambe), or weren’t able to vote due to restrictions put in place after many parts of the voting rights...

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My Reddit AMA (Oct. 7, 2016)

My Reddit AMA (Oct. 7, 2016)

by Brendan O'Malley October 07, 2016

I am David Cross. I belong to no man, no nation, no god. I like clam chowder. AMA! Check out my Ask Me Anything on Reddit.  

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My New CD. Now Available for Pre-Order (September 19, 2016)

My New CD. Now Available for Pre-Order (September 19, 2016)

by Brendan O'Malley September 19, 2016

Hey all, David here again.Just wanted to quickly let you know that I have a cd coming out from the very end of the Making America Great Again! tour. It’s called …america…great… and was recorded on July 24 and 25 in Toronto of Canada. It varies from the Netflix special a bit as it was recorded over three months later so there’s new bits, and new stuff within some of the crossover bits from the special. Not exactly sure...

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Hello, from your old new friend, David Cross (August 25, 2016)

Hello, from your old new friend, David Cross (August 25, 2016)

by Brendan O'Malley August 25, 2016

Hello! Yes and so, welcome to my first email list newsletter thing. You are receiving this because somewhere down the line, whether it was for Hits or the 2016 stand up tour or perhaps something else along the way, you foolishly gave me your email address. Well guess what, I fucking got you! First things first, I’m taking your insurance away and signing you up for Obamacare! Haha!!!!Also, first things first, I have a new special on Netflix. It's...

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