Announcing the Fuckin’ Rad David Cross Oh Come On Starter Pack For The People Pack

by Brendan O'Malley May 06, 2019

Announcing the Fuckin’ Rad David Cross Oh Come On Starter Pack For The People Pack

Hello everyone,

By now I’m sure you’ve heard the news about what happened at the USA Lifestyle Show in San Diego. I am in no way judging nor do I want to theorize as to why what happened happened or what could have been done to prevent it. “It is what it is” as the kids say. Would I have done anything differently if I were there? Perhaps, but… that is conjecture and I just said that I wouldn’t engage in such a thing. I have been to twenty-seven USA Lifestyle Shows before but I missed this one as I wasn’t feeling well.*

I am a fixture on the scene and many regulars there refer to me as, “a fixture on the scene” so I know what I’m talking about. I can often be found in or near the medical tent where they try to hide the numerous top-of-the-line, state-of–the-art, fly-by-the-seat-of-their-pants, catch-as-catch-can, pills. But let’s be honest, this is neither here-nor-there.

But it is there, so that last part was a lie. It is there. It is. There. There it is. I don’t expect to emerge from this whole thing unscathed, and if you do find me at fault for the whole debacle well then such is my self-inflicted fate. I wouldn’t say that I don’t deserve a deep tongue lashing as well as a temperate spanking. Probably a time out too. We’ll see. What will my punishment be? What would be fair? That is not for me to say. I will leave that up to the court of the mind. BUT whatever becomes of my situation at least know that I will be with you in spirit.

So then, here we are. And now is the time. Here and now I am telling you about the race for the new “Fuckin’ Rad David Cross Oh Come On Starter Pack For The People Pack." If you act now you can, (will? should?) receive the ultimate in ultimates. Listen to this…

YOU WILL GET:

  1. An autographed OH COME ON 2018 Tour Poster
  2. An autographed OH COME ON CD.
  3. A FREE- you heard me FUCKING FREE- OH COME ON 2018 World Tour T-shirt. 
    OH COME ON 2018 Tour Poster

    Okay, that's all I got for you.

    Thank you and God bless you all except for Debbie.

    David

    *I was in rehab at, SweetRecoveries just north of Malibu. (Remind me to tell you about my Tony Hale story! Dude is CRAAAAZY!)